What is big and red and rolls over in the snow?

Santa Claus hit in the balls!

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Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What did Anne Frank say when she threw a ball at the water fowl's head?

Duck!

What do you call it when your balls are in the street?

It's Cul de sac!

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What is big and red and rolls over in the snow?

Santa Claus hit in the balls!

What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

What's the last sound you hear before a pube hits the floor?

tppppthh...."spit sound"

Santa Claus Jokes More Santa Claus Jokes

Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer?

Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.

What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

What do you call a litter of puppies who've been out in the snow?

Slush Puppies

Why do so many white people get lost skiing?

It's hard to find them in the snow.