What is big and red and rolls over in the snow?

Santa Claus hit in the balls!

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Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What is Long, has two balls and you lift it ?

A dumbell

Why doesnt Nickelback play football?

Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

What goes Black-White, Black-White, Black-White?

A panda bear rolling down a hill.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

How do you get a clown off a swing?

hit him in the face with an Axe

Santa Claus Jokes More Santa Claus Jokes

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

What does Santa Claus call his more thuggish elves?

Gangsta wrappers!

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

What do you call a litter of puppies who've been out in the snow?

Slush Puppies

What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!