What is big and red and rolls over in the snow?

Santa Claus hit in the balls!

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Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What did Cinderella say as she was approaching the ball?

makes choking sounds*

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

Which Way Do Transformers Put The Toilet Paper?

Autobots Roll Out!

What do you get when you roll weed on a dictionary?

High Definition

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why do stormtroopers make good drivers?

They won't ever hit anything.

What did the throwing star say when I asked her if she could hit her target?

Of course, I'm shuriken.

Santa Claus Jokes More Santa Claus Jokes

What did you ask to Santa Claus this year?

The other one answers: -Oh fifty dollars, like everybody else, why

Why is Santa Claus always so Jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live.

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

Why isn't Edward leaving Russia?

because he's snowed in.

Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

Cause it was snowed-in.