What's the last sound you hear before a pube hits the floor?

tppppthh...."spit sound"

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How do you keep a clown from laughing?

Hit him in the face with an axe.

Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?

Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child

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What do you call a cow with 3 legs?

my girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom

Why don't black people listen to country music?

Every time the hear the word hoedown they think their sister's been shot.

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How do you spell no?

Me: Sound it out. What makes the na na na na na na na na na sound 4: Batman (Spelling is hard)

What fish sounds like a telephone?

Herring herring...herring herring...herring herring.

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What are you looking for buddy?

Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:

What kind of floor do dinosaurs' bathrooms have?

A: Rep-tiles.