What's the last sound you hear before a pube hits the floor?

tppppthh...."spit sound"

Previous Random Joke Next

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.

What sound does a pubic hair make right before it hits the floor?

Ptui"

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What does NASCAR stand for?

Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What is Sean Murray's favorite song ?

The sound of silence

What makes the sound 'Clip clop bang clip clop'?

An Amish drive-by

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What sound does a pubic hair make right before it hits the floor?

Ptui"

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ?

He wanted to see the floor show !