What's the last sound you hear before a pube hits the floor?

tppppthh...."spit sound"

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

Why was the storm trooper such a good dad?

He could never hit his kids.

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Why did Micheal Jackson go to JC Penny?

He heard little boys pants were 50% off...

Did you hear about the runner who was criticized?

He just took it in stride

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Who's cheese is on those chips?

Fixed And I said, "Well, obviously *na-chos*." Get it It sounds like '*not yours*' with an accent.

What sound does a racist machine gun make?

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

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What happened when the computer fell on the floor?

It slipped a disk.

What Is A Kiss?

Answer: Its An Inquiry At The Top Floor Regarding The Vacancy In The Ground Floor.