What's the last sound you hear before a pube hits the floor?

tppppthh...."spit sound"

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Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What does a terrorist and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them the more english you get.

Why did the train get hit by lighting?

Because of the conductor.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Who wants to hear an awesome knock knock joke?

Okay, you start.

What did one hash brownie say to the other?

We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

Why did a man's pet vulture not make a sound for five years?

It was stuffed.

Whats the different between falling from the 10th floor and falling from the 1st floor ?

The sound you make 10th floor " AHHHHHHHHH " 1st floor " AHHHHHHHHHH "

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What do you do when you see a black man lying on the floor?

You stop laughing and shoot him again.

Why does she keep cleaning the floors?

Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.