What's the last sound you hear before a pube hits the floor?

tppppthh...."spit sound"

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Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer?

Because you said it was pound cake!

What's the first rule for hitting on girls?

Hit them where it won't show.

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Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...

What's the worst thing to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

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Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)

What sounds like a joke, but isn't funny?

an anti-joke.

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What did one architect say to the other?

I see the floor in your plan."

How can you make money fast?

Glue it to the floor.