What's the last sound you hear before a pube hits the floor?

tppppthh...."spit sound"

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What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par"

What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

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Did you hear about the hungry clock?

It went back four seconds.

Why did Micheal Jackson go to JC Penny?

He heard little boys pants were 50% off...

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Why does carpet never make a sound?

It's the world's quietest pervert.

What is Sean Murray's favorite song ?

The sound of silence

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What do you do when you see a black man lying on the floor?

You stop laughing and shoot him again.

Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!