What's the last sound you hear before a pube hits the floor?

tppppthh...."spit sound"

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What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

hit by a car.

What did Ray Rice say the first time he met his girlfriend?

Dayuum. I'd hit that."

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Why Are Mexican &amp?

Black Jokes Overdone? Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(

What's the best part about living in a black family?

You never have to hear a dad joke. Edit. Just thought of this at work one day hope it's not a repost

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When an avocado and a duck mate, what sound does the offspring make?

Guac!

How is a bell obedient?

It sounds off only when it is told (tolled).

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What do you call a quadriplegic laying on the floor?

Matt.

How many men does it take to mop the floor?

Answer: None it's a women's job.