What sounds like a joke, but isn't funny?

an anti-joke.

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What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

Why did the redditor cross the subreddit?

To recycle a joke from the other side.

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What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

What is the Asian firefighter's favorite song?

The Sound of Sirens