Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)

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How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag ?

You take the "F" out of way.

What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans?

Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!

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What sound does a Gordonramseysaurus make?

ITS RAWR!

What is Sean Murray's favorite song ?

The sound of silence

Rainbow Jokes More Rainbow Jokes

Where do you weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow.

How did the rainbow know is was lost?

It was a clear day

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

What is the best thing you can put in a pie?

Your teeth!

What is a math teachers favorite dessert?

Pi(e)

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Where's the best place to weigh a pie?

Some-where over the rain-bow... Weigh a pie.

Which country's currency weighs as much as it's worth?

Australia. Because five $0.20 coins are about half a pound.