Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)

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Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does a Gordonramseysaurus make?

ITS RAWR!

What sound was made when a water truck collided with a vinegar truck?

DOUCHE!!!

Rainbow Jokes More Rainbow Jokes

How many rainbows does it take to change a lightbulb?

The white amount.

What's at the beginning of the rainbow?

Refraction of sunlight in raindrops

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

What do you call a pie who made his own ears?

A pioneer

Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven?

He was a pieromaniac.

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

Where do you weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow.

How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.