Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)

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Way Jokes More Way Jokes

Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

How do you fit an elephant in to a subway?

Take the 's' out of "sub" and the 'f' out of "way"

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What is Sean Murray's favorite song ?

The sound of silence

What the sound of a rainbow laughing?

Hue hue hue hue

Rainbow Jokes More Rainbow Jokes

What's at the beginning of the rainbow?

Refraction of sunlight in raindrops

What do you call a rainbow of Jeeps in the driveway?

Roy Jeep Biv

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

Where do you weigh pies?

Somewhere over a rainbow...

What do you call a pie who made his own ears?

A pioneer

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

How much does a truck full of bones weigh?

A skeleTon

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!