Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)

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Why do programmers like to concatenate time stamps?

It's the only way they can get a string of dates.

What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way."

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Why do sovereign citizens never turn on the lights?

The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.

What sound does a banambulance make?

Naner naner naner

Rainbow Jokes More Rainbow Jokes

How did the rainbow know is was lost?

It was a clear day

What do you call a rainbow of Jeeps in the driveway?

Roy Jeep Biv

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie."

What do you call a pie who made his own ears?

A pioneer

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...

How does a fish always know how much they weigh?

Because they have their own scales!