How many rainbows does it take to change a lightbulb?

The white amount.

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How many scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Significantly more than zero, *p* < .001.

How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he gets three hours credit.

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Why does it take *two* premenstrual women to change a light bulb?

BECAUSE!!

How many graduate students does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one, but it takes nine years.

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How do rainbows laugh?

Hue hue hue

Where do you weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow.

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What is the most racist house chore?

Laundry, because you have to sort the whites from the colors.

Why can't they use PC's as word-processors in Poland?

The screens keep on filling up with white-out.