How many rainbows does it take to change a lightbulb?

The white amount.

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How many narcissists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. All he has to do is hold it in place while the world revolves around him.

How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?

None--He'll only promise "change."

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Don't be silly, feminists can't change anything!

How many judges does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.

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Where do you weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow.

What do you find at an end of the rainbow?

Violet

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Why don't you ever see Michael Jordan at Wimbledon?

Only whites allowed

Why did they ban Liquid Paper, White-Out, and all other correction fluids in Poland?

They were making the PC screens unusable.