What do you get when hou bring a Greek and a Swede together?

Moose-saka

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What did Ronald Reagan say in his presidential campaign?

Electron. Also, what did the Greek warrior say when he saw the wooden horse Hydrogen please spare me

Why should you date a Greek woman?

They don't like pulling out.

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What's that in the bag?

An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."

How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

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How do you describe a Swede, who's not really a Swede?

Swed-ish.

How many Swedes does it take to clean a men's bathroom?

None because they pee sitting down.

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What do you do if hou are cold?

If you ever get cold, stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually 90 degrees.

What do you get when hou bring a Greek and a Swede together?

Moose-saka