What do you get when hou bring a Greek and a Swede together?

Moose-saka

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Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

What do you call a routed Greek army?

A Failanx

Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

How do you bring a joke to the front page?

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Swede Jokes More Swede Jokes

How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)

How do you describe a Swede, who's not really a Swede?

Swed-ish.

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What do you get when hou bring a Greek and a Swede together?

Moose-saka

What do you do if hou are cold?

If you ever get cold, stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually 90 degrees.