What do you get when hou bring a Greek and a Swede together?

Moose-saka

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Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

What does a greek say when gets his salary?

Danke!

What do you call a Greek arsonist?

A

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Why should you always bring charmander along when camping?

Because he's the fire starter.

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

Swede Jokes More Swede Jokes

How many Swedes does it take to clean a men's bathroom?

None because they pee sitting down.

How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)

Hou Jokes More Hou Jokes

What do you do if hou are cold?

If you ever get cold, stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually 90 degrees.

What do you get when hou bring a Greek and a Swede together?

Moose-saka