What do you do if hou are cold?

If you ever get cold, stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually 90 degrees.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!"

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Why aren't there any Wal-Marts in the middle east?

Because there's a Target on every corner

Why is it warmer near the corners of a room?

Cause they're at 90 degrees.

Bit Jokes More Bit Jokes

How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.

What do you call someone who just occasionally dabbles in a bit of Islamic fundamentalism?

A Wahhobbyist.

90 Degree Jokes More 90 Degree Jokes

How do you stay warm in a cold room?

You go to the corner cause it's always 90 degrees.

What if your corner isn't 90 degrees?

Well, it just wouldn't be right.

Hou Jokes More Hou Jokes

What do you do if hou are cold?

If you ever get cold, stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually 90 degrees.

What do you get when hou bring a Greek and a Swede together?

Moose-saka