What do you do if hou are cold?

If you ever get cold, stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually 90 degrees.

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Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it :)

What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after?

A one night stand with Jesus

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What if your corner isn't 90 degrees?

Well, it just wouldn't be right.

How do you know that the drum riser is level?

The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth

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What do you do if hou are cold?

If you ever get cold, stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually 90 degrees.

What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

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Where do go when you are cold?

The corner it is always 90 degrees. :-)

What's the hottest part of a room?

The corner, it's 90 degrees.

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What do you get when hou bring a Greek and a Swede together?

Moose-saka

What do you do if hou are cold?

If you ever get cold, stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually 90 degrees.