What do you do if hou are cold?

If you ever get cold, stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually 90 degrees.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call a woman standing in the middle of at tennis court?

Annette!

Why are double amputees always wrong?

Because they don't have a leg to stand on. Note: I'm a right leg amputee and I made this up myself.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Why aren't there any Walmarts in the middle east?

Because there's Targets around every corner.

What's big, green and cries in the corner?

The Incredible Sulk

Bit Jokes More Bit Jokes

What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse?

Two bits!

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

90 Degree Jokes More 90 Degree Jokes

How do you stay warm in a cold room?

You go to the corner cause it's always 90 degrees.

Why did the obtuse triangle go to the beach?

Because it was more than 90 degrees.

Hou Jokes More Hou Jokes

What do you do if hou are cold?

If you ever get cold, stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually 90 degrees.

What do you get when hou bring a Greek and a Swede together?

Moose-saka