How many scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Significantly more than zero, *p* < .001.

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How many nuclear war survivors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. People who glow in the dark don't need lightbulbs.

How many Irish does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in the socket and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!

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How many Einsteins does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Relatively few

How many alternative school kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but they get extra credits for it

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What do a zero-legged spider and a one-legged bear have in common?

They both have at least zero legs.

How many mathematicians does it take to screw in zero lightbulbs?

Indeterminate

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Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?

The scientists were brainstorming.

Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?

He had a very esteemed colleague.