How many scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Significantly more than zero, *p* < .001.

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How many data wranglers does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many data wranglers does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but they need a backup.

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but when he unscrews the bulb, the lights go out and your xbox is gone.

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How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a bad joke teller?

To get to the other side!

How Many Friend Zoned Men Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

None, they just all stand around complaining that it won't screw!

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What's your favorite joke appropriate for a 6-8 year old?

I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!

How much Squidwards does it take to fix a lightbulb?

zero, because none of them knows how to

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How do scientists celebrate Pirate Day?

They get their Aaargh-On!

How did the scientist like his guacamole?

With lots of Avogadro!