How many scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Significantly more than zero, *p* < .001.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many women does it take. . . to screw in a lightbulb in a convent?

Nun.

How many teenage girls does it take to screw..... in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it up as the whole world revolves around her.

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How do you get Sigmund Freud to screw a lightbulb?

Tell him the lightbulb is his mother.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'd be surprised if you could fit two in there

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What do a zero-legged spider and a one-legged bear have in common?

They both have at least zero legs.

How do I find answers using Google.com?

on Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.

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What do scientists say when they meet each other?

Hydrogen Iodide

Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!