What do scientists say when they meet each other?

Hydrogen Iodide

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How do tectonic plates have fun?

They meet up and crack each other up.

What's the worst part about meeting someone with Parkinson's?

Shaking hands.

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How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only