Tell him the lightbulb is his mother.
One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them
Both of them.
None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.
Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.
me any time someone tells me I have to sleep on a futon
Pull down its genes.
Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!
Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!
He slipped
