Tell him the lightbulb is his mother.
A what?
Californians don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in hot tubs. (I remember this from the 1970s when I was in middle school. It's one of my first dirty jokes)
None. They just blame feminism for the darkness.
None. Somebody else does the screwing for 'em.
Because I saw so."
Because they never get a reaction.
Consuelo! My mother told me this one
Do you want her incinerated, embalmed or buried -All of them, lets not take any chances
His mom.
A: Cocaine.
