Tell him the lightbulb is his mother.
Manual work That's what underpaid Eastern immigrants are for pff
A: None: Taureans don't like to change anything.
None. Mice can't change light-bulbs as they are mere rodents without the physical or mental ability to do so. Not to mention it's much safer for them to pilfer food in the dark.
Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Tell her a joke on a Monday!
One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.
One second mom, I'm coming!
A: Cocaine.
