How do you get Sigmund Freud to screw a lightbulb?

Tell him the lightbulb is his mother.

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How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb?

The answer may shock you.

Why does it take so long for a pro-lifer to screw in a lightbulb?

They love to watch mistakes being made.

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How Many Friend Zoned Men Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

None, they just all stand around complaining that it won't screw!

How many religious women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nun.

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How is your job and your wife different?

I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done

What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

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Why is the food so cold and bland?

Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.

What are the Humans doing?

Alien 2: Celebrating the existence of their mothers. Alien 1: I ate my mother. Alien 2: As did I.

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How many Sigmund Freud's does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Cocaine.

How do you get Sigmund Freud to screw a lightbulb?

Tell him the lightbulb is his mother.