Tell him the lightbulb is his mother.
I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.
There's change in a lightbulb
A: None! If you'd just make it a day exterior we wouldn't be screwing around with all these damn light bulbs!"
A: One. No two. No... How many do we have on the truck
You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!
Because we told them to.
Your mother!
A: Cocaine.
His mom.
