Why didn't the American get the burger?

because the heart attack got him first.

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What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)?

Turn off the Playstation.

Why didn't the American get the burger?

because the heart attack got him first.

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Why didn't the American get the burger?

because the heart attack got him first.

Why did the black man have a heart attack?

afrosclerosis

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Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles?

Who knows - maybe they're picklish!

What song do burgers sing on the job?

Gristle While You Work!