Why didn't the American get the burger?

because the heart attack got him first.

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What do you call an American communist?

Manifesto Destiny

What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

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Why did the black man have a heart attack?

afrosclerosis

Who do you call if Everlast is having a heart attack?

Eminem.

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How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers?

Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!

Which burgers are dishonest?

Cat-burgers! (burglars)