Why didn't the American get the burger?

because the heart attack got him first.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

What do you call a love triangle between a white person, a black person and a native american?

Neapolitan.

Why do Americans hate knock knock jokes?

Because Freedom Rings.

Heart Attack Jokes More Heart Attack Jokes

Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

Who do you call if Everlast is having a heart attack?

Eminem.

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

Which burger is famous for a long nose?

Cyrano de Burgerac!

How do we know burgers love young people?

They're pro-teen!