How many narwhals does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Bacon

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How many Star Trek captains does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but there are FOUR LIGHTS!

How many people at a Music Festival does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero, its already lit

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NEIN, NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN

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Bacon! Get it?

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Why was the Narwhal kicked off the volleyball team?

He was always spiking the ball.

What did the two narwhals say at midnight?

Nothing, they just baconed.