How many narwhals does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Bacon

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A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

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None. They like to keep their subscribers in the dark.

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Kermits finger.

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Why was the Narwhal kicked off the volleyball team?

He was always spiking the ball.

What did the two narwhals say at midnight?

Nothing, they just baconed.