What did the two narwhals say at midnight?

Nothing, they just baconed.

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What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.

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What did the two narwhals say at midnight?

Nothing, they just baconed.

Why was the Narwhal kicked off the volleyball team?

He was always spiking the ball.