What did the two narwhals say at midnight?

Nothing, they just baconed.

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What's the best way to hunt for deer?

Driving at midnight.

Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.

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How many narwhals does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Bacon

What did the two narwhals say at midnight?

Nothing, they just baconed.