How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's touching the little hand.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's a orphans first words?

I don't know. But it sure as hell isn't mommy or daddy.

What's your answer?

whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

Where do you touch a woman to give yourself the most pleasure?

The back of her head.

What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.

Neverland Ranch Jokes More Neverland Ranch Jokes

What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

What salad dressing does Macaulay Culkin prefer?

Neverland Ranch.

Big Hand Jokes More Big Hand Jokes

When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

Little Hand Jokes More Little Hand Jokes

What time was it when Jared got fired?

When the big hand touched the little hand

What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

Midnight Jokes More Midnight Jokes

What did the two narwhals say at midnight?

Nothing, they just baconed.

What do you call a ghost at midnight?

A sheet in the dark!