How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's touching the little hand.

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What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

How do you know a cat is ready to leave?

He makes a fe-line for the door.

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What do black guys have that's longer than most white men's and gets even bigger when they touch a woman?

Their criminal record.

When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

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What salad dressing does Macaulay Culkin prefer?

Neverland Ranch.

When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

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What's Jared Fogle's favorite time of day?

When the big hand touches the little one

What do you call a lesbian with big hands?

Well hung!

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What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's touching the little hand.

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How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand touches the little hand.

How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.