How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's touching the little hand.

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When is it bedtime at the neverland ranch?

When the big hand touches the little one.

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How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's touching the little hand.

Why did they arrest Jared Fogle at 3:15?

That's when the big hand touches the little hand.

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