How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's touching the little hand.

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Who knows... Maybe Japan hacked Sony?

Yeah... Lets blame Sony.

How many sorority girls does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, but it must be an odd number because, "they can't even."

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What happens when your scrotum touches the edge of the toilet bowl?

Ebowla.

What's the scariest thing a blind person can read in Braille?

Danger: Do not touch"

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What salad dressing does Macaulay Culkin prefer?

Neverland Ranch.

When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

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What do you call a lesbian with big hands?

Well hung!

Why did they arrest Jared Fogle at 3:15?

That's when the big hand touches the little hand.

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How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand touches the little hand.

When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

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How old?

Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."

What's the best way to hunt for deer?

Driving at midnight.