When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?

She wanted to see how long she slept.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

When the hell did you grow a beard?

Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.

What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.

How do people usually feel after touching an electric fence?

Shocked.

Neverland Ranch Jokes More Neverland Ranch Jokes

How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand touches the little hand.

When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

Big Hand Jokes More Big Hand Jokes

What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

Little Hand Jokes More Little Hand Jokes

Why did they arrest Jared Fogle at 3:15?

That's when the big hand touches the little hand.

When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.