Why are life long overweight people funny?

Growing up they hear the best jokes.

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What's the only thing that grows in Oakland?

A: The Crime Rate!

What was the philosopher's favorite toy growing up?

Playdough.

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What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Sorry if you've heard this) Christopher Walken

What can you hear but never see?

Everything if you're Stevie Wonder

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What's the similarity between free healthcare and good jokes?

Americans don't get them.

What's the difference between a good joke and a woman?

The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.