Why are life long overweight people funny?

Growing up they hear the best jokes.

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What do you call a white guy who grew up in the ghetto?

Tarzan.

What did the botanist say to the plant he was tired of tending to?

Grow away.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's ok, he woke up.

What gets you a downvote?

Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being

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Why are there no good jokes about engineers?

zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.

What's the difference between a good joke and a woman?

The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.