Growing up they hear the best jokes.
Because their knee grows.
Internettles.
Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.
He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.
It's all in the execution."
For me, it's gotta be Emo Phillips' Baptist joke. Although to tell it you've gotta get his execution down.
