How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand touches the little hand.

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How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.

Did you know that protons have mass?

I didn't even know they were catholic.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a Disney movie?

Disney movies can still touch little kids.

What is the scariest thing to read in braile?

Do not touch"

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How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand touches the little hand.

What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

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How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand touches the little hand.

When is it bedtime at the neverland ranch?

When the big hand touches the little one.

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How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand touches the little hand.

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How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.

What do you call a ghost at midnight?

A sheet in the dark!