How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand touches the little hand.

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What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

How do you know that the Invisible Man doesn't have any children?

Because he's not apparent.

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Why the turnout at Michael Jackson's funeral?

He touched a lot of people.

What did the bear say to the judge?

I bearly touched her.

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When is it bedtime at the neverland ranch?

When the big hand touches the little one.

How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand touches the little hand.

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When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

What time was it when Jared got fired?

When the big hand touched the little hand

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Why did they arrest Jared Fogle at 3:15?

That's when the big hand touches the little hand.

What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

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What did the two narwhals say at midnight?

Nothing, they just baconed.

How old?

Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."