How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand touches the little hand.

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When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

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When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

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How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand touches the little hand.

What did the two narwhals say at midnight?

Nothing, they just baconed.