Why the turnout at Michael Jackson's funeral?

He touched a lot of people.

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What do you call someone who hates people without toes and can't have ice cream?

Lack-toes intolerant

Why are people afraid to talk to black people?

Their scared they'll say something nigative

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What's brown and in a baby's diaper?

A: Michael Jackson's hand !!

What's black and white that small children no longer need worry about?

Michael Jackson

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Why the turnout at Michael Jackson's funeral?

He touched a lot of people.

How did Camelot get its name?

Guinevere liked to hump a lot.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a Disney movie?

Disney movies can still touch little kids.

What do you call an astronaut that doesn't like being touched?

A personal space man