Why the turnout at Michael Jackson's funeral?

He touched a lot of people.

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What do you call someone who hates people without toes and can't have ice cream?

Lack-toes intolerant

What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops?

Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.

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What did the surgeon tell Michael Jackson before he changed his skin colour?

Everything's gonna be all white.

What do you call Bruno Mars?

Michael Jackson the third.

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What do you calla brown guy that asks a lot of question?

A curry-ous guy

How do you make a hippopotamus float?

2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.

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Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

What did the bear say to the judge?

I bearly touched her.