Why the turnout at Michael Jackson's funeral?

He touched a lot of people.

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Why do you put a fence around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

What do two people with Parkinson's disease do when they meet for the first time?

They shake hands.

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive backwards in a car?

Cause he's dead.

What's black and white . . . What's black and white and loves kids?

Michael Jackson

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How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!

What do you call someone who makes a lot of money through deforestation of the Amazon?

A Brazillionaire!

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What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.

How about if I put a balloon over it?

Would you touch it then " -guy who invented condoms