Why the turnout at Michael Jackson's funeral?

He touched a lot of people.

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What did the cannibal do to the people he didn't like?

He drowned them in the morning.

Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a Disney movie?

Disney movies can still touch little kids.

How do you tell Michael Jackson's age?

You put a color scale next to his face.

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Why don't paperclips move around a lot?

They like being stationery.

How are doctors so well tempered even under heavy stress?

They have a lot of patients

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies ?

Disney Movies still touch kids

Why did the hipster chemist get burnt?

He touched the beaker before it was cool.