What do you call a fast sheep in Ireland?

A virgin.

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Why is the story of the Mayan Sacrifice girl so sad?

Because she died a virgin!

How do you know if a redneck girl is a virgin?

See if she can run faster than her brothers.

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Ireland?

They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

What did Saint Patrick say as he drove the snakes out of Ireland?

Are ye alright in the back there lads?