What do you call a fast sheep in Ireland?

A virgin.

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What do Harvard and a virgin have in common?

You try so hard to get in but 9 months later you regret you ever came.

How many sperm cells do virgins have at any given time?

Ohh.. About a handful.

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Why are there so many people in Ireland?

Cos' they keep Dublin and Dublin and Dublin...

What do you call a set of chairs kept outside in Ireland?

Paddy O' Furniture