What do you call a fast sheep in Ireland?

A virgin.

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Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.

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What do you call a fast sheep in Ireland?

A virgin.

What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

Urine luck