Why did Nobelium's car got towed away?

He parked at a parking!

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What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

A. From chasing parked ambulances.

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Why doesn't Santa have to pay for parking?

Because it's on the house.

Why are women so bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.

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Why did Nobelium's car got towed away?

He parked at a parking!

Why are chorus girls like barge horses?

They have to tow the line!