Why did Nobelium's car got towed away?

He parked at a parking!

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What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

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Why doesn't Santa have to pay for parking?

Because it's on the house.

Why do women live on average two years longer?

Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.

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What happens to a desert-dwellers main transportation when it has been parked in one spot for too long?

It gets Camel-Towed.

What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.