Why did Nobelium's car got towed away?

He parked at a parking!

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What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

Why did the chicken cross the park?

To get to the other slide...

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Why are women bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to all their lives about how long "8" inches is.

Why doesn't Santa have to pay for parking?

Because it's on the house.

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What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.

Why are chorus girls like barge horses?

They have to tow the line!