Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.
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He parked at a parking!
Because they've been lied to all their lives about how long "8" inches is.
Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.
Because it's on the house.
A Trailer park has much more interesting drama and less than a third of those pesky white teeth.
Wind chimes.
Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!
A personal fowl
Watch the Parking son."
Park somewhere else.
They both prefer to be called "artists" instead of what they really are.
An artist. My 11 year son just came up with this one.
On the Inkernet.
It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.
Because he had a frog stapled to his face
A frog in a blender !
A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.
Because it was charged with battery.
A cosmetrologist.
Because the stakes would be too high.
