Parking Jokes

Why do women live on average two years longer?

Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.

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Why did Nobelium's car got towed away?

He parked at a parking!

Why are women bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to all their lives about how long "8" inches is.

Why are women so bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.

Why doesn't Santa have to pay for parking?

Because it's on the house.

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What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

How can if you have a stupid dog ?

It chases parked cars !

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers?

Coop d'etah

Tractor Jokes More Tractor Jokes

How did the farmer find his wife?

He tractor down

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.

Aboriginal Jokes More Aboriginal Jokes

Whats faster then a Aboriginal with a TV?

His son with the xbox.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a lamp?

And Abori-genie.

Frog Car Jokes More Frog Car Jokes

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away

What happens to a frogs car when it is parked illegally?

It gets toad away

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why did the Mexican try to wear his taco?

He was dyslexic.

Why are Jedi terrible at Rugby?

Because "There is no Try."

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why do they like to watch Star Wars on the big screen on aircraft carriers?

They're all about force projection.

What's a redneck's last words?

Hey, Watch This!

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco bell for lunch

How can you tell that your dog just gave birth?

It is now a parent.