Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.
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He parked at a parking!
Because they've been lied to all their lives about how long "8" inches is.
Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.
Because it's on the house.
He gets Toad
They were at a Tucker family reunion.
Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.
A: You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!
To the Allahu Akbar
A: To the moovies.
You park, man.
Park your car, man.
He snooker in!
They both distrust men.
Wind chimes.
A Trailer park has much more interesting drama and less than a third of those pesky white teeth.
It gets toad away
It was toad.
One you sit on and the other is a park bench.
hopefully not a repost) The city supports the bench. Badum-tsss