Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.
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He parked at a parking!
Because they've been lied to all their lives about how long "8" inches is.
Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.
Because it's on the house.
Two men a night.
This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands
An ingestigation
Because they'd been floored by his punch.
With a John Deere letter.
I used to love tractors
None, because they can't climb the ladder.
Because of sanitation reasons.
A Trailer park has much more interesting drama and less than a third of those pesky white teeth.
Wind chimes.
A: Your ghostliness.
Park somewhere else.
A matching one for the other side of the bed.
A starfish !
you give him space.
It had freed up one GB of space.