Parking Jokes

Why do women live on average two years longer?

Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.

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Why did Nobelium's car got towed away?

He parked at a parking!

Why are women bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to all their lives about how long "8" inches is.

Why are women so bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.

Why doesn't Santa have to pay for parking?

Because it's on the house.

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Park somewhere else.

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Watch the Parking son."

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