What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

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What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait ?

His portrait only need one nail

What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

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Arya Stark?

When he grow up, he will ask me, "Dad, did you name me after a planet?

And i will be like, "No:("

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What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?

Shakespeare.

What is Shakespeare's favourite snack?

Hamlet du fromage

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What do you call a artist with a rash?

Leonardo Da Itchy

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What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

Why did the math student fail his exam?

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What did one pencil say to the other?

2B or not 2B?

What is Shakespeare's favourite writing utensil?

I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B.