Portrait Jokes

What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

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What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait ?

His portrait only need one nail

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

What did the doctor say to the angry midget?

I'm going to ask you to be a little patient."

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

How do I tell them apart?

Her brother has a moustache.

What do they call a virgin down in the south?

Faster than her brother!

Artist Jokes More Artist Jokes

Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings?

He wanted to mount an exhibit!

What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's a Mexican midget barbers favorite restaurant?

Little Cesar's

How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate

What is Jesus' favorite mathematical operation?

The Cross Product

2b Jokes More 2b Jokes

What is Shakespeare's favourite writing utensil?

I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B.

What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

Painter Jokes More Painter Jokes

Why did the painter from Boston have trouble making friends?

He was way too autistic for his own good.

What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between tumblr and a gun?

The gun has only one trigger

What's the difference between Walk of Life and Washington state?

One's by Dire Straits, the other's by dryer states.