Portrait Jokes

What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

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What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait ?

His portrait only need one nail

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Andrew Jokes More Andrew Jokes

Who's there ! Andrew ! Andrew who ?

Andrew all her money out of the bank !

What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

Sketch Jokes More Sketch Jokes

Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ?

It was a cup draw !

What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.

Shakespeare Jokes More Shakespeare Jokes

When you ask her "Have you ever read Shakespeare?

And she answers "No, who wrote it " .... Keep moving.

What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?

Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What do you call three brothers taking acid together?

Triplets

What's faster than a black man stealing a T.V?

A: His brother running with the V.C.R

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

What happens when you sing a country music song backwards?

You get your wife, truck, and land back.

What's the difference between a ladder and a truck?

It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.

2b Jokes More 2b Jokes

What is Shakespeare's favourite writing utensil?

I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B.

What did one pencil say to the other?

2B or not 2B?

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do Mexicans play at their funerals?

Another Juan Bites The Dust

What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili