Portrait Jokes

What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

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What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait ?

His portrait only need one nail

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Sketch Jokes More Sketch Jokes

Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

Artist Jokes More Artist Jokes

Why didn't the girl go on a date with the artist?

Because he was sketchy.

Who's the artist you find in the supermarket?

Salvador Deli

Red Light Jokes More Red Light Jokes

What did the green light say to the red light?

I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.

What did the Red light say to the Green light?

Don't look at me I'm changing!

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment ?

Ten ants !

Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?

Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What's a priest on an egg called?

A brother

How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin?

She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."

Shakespeare Jokes More Shakespeare Jokes

Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

What's Shakespeare's favorite video game?

Sonnet the hedgehog

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why did Jesus quit playing ice hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

What did the Hammerhead shark say to his buddies when he got laid?

Nailed it.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Tony Abbott and a coffee machine?

One is a cold heartless machine, used by everyone... ...And the other is useful with a Cafe. Gnite folks!

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.