Portrait Jokes

What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

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What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait ?

His portrait only need one nail

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Draw Jokes More Draw Jokes

Why did the guy not draw a circle?

Because there was no point.

What did the charlie hebdo attackers said after being caught ?

Hey , they drew first"

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

What did Jesus say after he was resurrected?

Nailed it

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why couldn't the pig run?

He pulled his hamstring!

Why are all those people running?

A: Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Where's Finnick?

Odair he is! Obligatory: My brother told this to me while watching Mockingjay P2.

What did the token black guy say to the other black guy who walks in the party?

Hey man ! Who do you know here ? This is a Brothers only party !

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

How do you top a truck?

tep on the brake tupid

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.

Shakespeare Jokes More Shakespeare Jokes

What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?

Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.

What's Shakespeare's favorite video game?

Sonnet the hedgehog

Andrew Jokes More Andrew Jokes

What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

Who's there ! Andrew ! Andrew who ?

Andrew all her money out of the bank !

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.