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Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
2B or not 2B?
His portrait only need one nail
They both prefer to be called "artists" instead of what they really are.
A: Easel-y.
Vincent Van Cough
He made a scene.
A business major asks, "How can we finance this " A liberal arts major asks, "Do you want fries with that "
If it was white people who invented it, it would be called Ask.
You only need one nail to hang the painting.
They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".
If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.
Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."
I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B.
He got tired of kicking him around.
When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.
Because they cant finish a race.
Because they can't even
