What's a priest on an egg called?

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What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ?

An eggroll !

What does an egg say when he's getting turnt?

Omelette!!

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What's the definition of a redneck virgin?

A 7 year-old girl who can run faster than her brothers.

What do you call it when a lemon jerks off her own brother until he chafes?

Inzest

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What's your favourite priest and a rabbi joke?

Been awhile since I've her some priest and a rabbi jokes. Hit me with your best one! Mine: a priest and a rabbi are waking down the street The priest asks " wanna screw some kids?" The rabbi replies "out if what?"

What's the Priest favorite breakfast?

Kids.