What's a priest on an egg called?

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What did one egg say to the other?

It's just a Yolk!!

How does Hannibal Lecter like his eggs?

Ovaries-y

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What's worse than watching your brother do a double barrel roll over 15 cars on a motorbike?

Having to watch him do a half barrel roll over 8 of them. R.I.P. Bobby. Never forget.

Why don't robots have any brothers?

They all have transisters.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.

What's your favourite priest and a rabbi joke?

Been awhile since I've her some priest and a rabbi jokes. Hit me with your best one! Mine: a priest and a rabbi are waking down the street The priest asks " wanna screw some kids?" The rabbi replies "out if what?"