What's a priest on an egg called?

A brother

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What happens when an egg laughs?

He cracks up

Why are men better cooks than women?

Because with a sausage, a couple of eggs, and some cream, a man can keep a woman full for 9 months.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.

What did a black twin called his brother before they're born?

Inmates

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What's it called when a priest is always late?

Collared people's time

Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.