What did one egg say to the other?

It's just a Yolk!!

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What happens when an egg laughs?

He cracks up

What does 7-11 have in common with women?

Both of their eggs have sell-by dates.

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Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.

How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.