What did one egg say to the other?

It's just a Yolk!!

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How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

How do dogs like their eggs cooked?

Pooched.

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Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.

How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.