What did one egg say to the other?

It's just a Yolk!!

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How do fallopian tubes like there eggs in the morning?

Ovary-sy

Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.

What does an embryo say when it's serious?

No yolk!