What do you do when your dishwasher breaks?

Remarry

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What do you call an Asian who breaks a lot of wind?

Fa Ting

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

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Why are wedding gowns white?

Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge

Why are wedding dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the stove.

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How would you feel if I die?

Husband: I will go mad with grief. Wife (a bit glad): You wouldn't remarry, would you Husband: You never know. A mad man can do anything!

What do you do when your dishwasher breaks?

Remarry