How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.

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How do you tell if Lady Gaga is dead or not?

You PO PO PO POKE HER FACE PO PO POKE HER FACE!

Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

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What did one egg say to the other?

It's just a Yolk!!

What does an embryo say when it's serious?

No yolk!