How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.

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Why did the mexican girl get pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to do an essay

What do you want for your birthday?

Me: You could get me a "world's best dad" mug. 4: You told me not to lie.

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What does an embryo say when it's serious?

No yolk!

Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.