Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream?

He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!

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Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe. ...I'll see my way out.

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It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

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Twist

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Sundae School

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What do you call the white guy on a bus full of black guys?

Coach.

Why did the boy drip his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus.

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Just wait, they'll tell you.

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Which one is closer, Sun or Africa?

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Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream?

He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!

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Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a truck...

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He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

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Young Monster: Hee hee ! He's my half-brother now!