Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream?

He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do you call a chicken at the north pole?

Lost.

What did the Mtis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

Where do you learn to make ice cream?

Sundae School

How many pancakes can you fit into a dog house?

None because ice cream doesn't have bones.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

How many mexicans can you fit in a bus?

All of them.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke?

You skip the punchline.

Why can't you tell a joke to a dwarf?

Because it will go right over his head

Johnny Jokes More Johnny Jokes

What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

Which one is closer, Sun or Africa?

Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Africa Johnny: Sun Teacher: Why Johnny: We can see the sun all the time, but can't see Africa.

Little Johnny Jokes More Little Johnny Jokes

Where did Little Johnny go when the bombs dropped?

Everywhere.

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

Little Brother Jokes More Little Brother Jokes

What are you doing with that saw and where's your little brother ?

Young Monster: Hee hee ! He's my half-brother now!

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*