He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!
THE RETAIL STORE!
Nobody's herd.
Two scoops of ice cream some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla!
Shocklate.
The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.
You Pokemon
The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.
They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.
Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing? Johnny: Nothing, sir. Headmaster: Exactly.
TIMBUUUUUUUURTON
Everywhere.
His parents weren't 18 or older.
Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'
Young Monster: Hee hee ! He's my half-brother now!