What are you doing with that saw and where's your little brother ?

Young Monster: Hee hee ! He's my half-brother now!

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What has fifty legs but still can't walk?

A: Half a centipede.

Which country's currency weighs as much as it's worth?

Australia. Because five $0.20 coins are about half a pound.

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What are you doing with that saw and where's your little brother ?

Young Monster: Hee hee ! He's my half-brother now!

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

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Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream?

He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*