Young Monster: Hee hee ! He's my half-brother now!
A: Half a centipede.
Australia. Because five $0.20 coins are about half a pound.
Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!
He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!
He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*