What are you doing with that saw and where's your little brother ?

Young Monster: Hee hee ! He's my half-brother now!

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Why is your blow up doll half deflated?

She was getting a little heavy.."

What's got two legs, spots and bleeds?

Half a cheetah.

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What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.

How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough :

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Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream?

He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!

Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'