What are you doing with that saw and where's your little brother ?

Young Monster: Hee hee ! He's my half-brother now!

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What do you call an interracial dwarf actor?

A half cast

What's got two legs, spots and bleeds?

Half a cheetah.

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When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.

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Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

What are you doing with that saw and where's your little brother ?

Young Monster: Hee hee ! He's my half-brother now!