What are you doing with that saw and where's your little brother ?

Young Monster: Hee hee ! He's my half-brother now!

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it?

Finding half a worm in it. And what's worse than that The holocaust

What do you call a German barber?

Herr Kutz (This was funnier when I was half asleep this morning)

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How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough :

How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight?

He picked up his hammer and saw.

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Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'

Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream?

He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!