What are you doing with that saw and where's your little brother ?

Young Monster: Hee hee ! He's my half-brother now!

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What is the hardest part of cutting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle?

A poodle split in half.

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What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.

What are you doing with that saw and where's your little brother ?

Young Monster: Hee hee ! He's my half-brother now!

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Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'

Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream?

He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!