Young Monster: Hee hee ! He's my half-brother now!
It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.
Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be....."
A comb or a saw.
You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.
Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'