What are you doing with that saw and where's your little brother ?

Young Monster: Hee hee ! He's my half-brother now!

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Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

How are black people like Christmas lights?

Half of them don't work and the ones that do aren't that bright

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What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

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What are you doing with that saw and where's your little brother ?

Young Monster: Hee hee ! He's my half-brother now!

Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'