Why is your blow up doll half deflated?

She was getting a little heavy.."

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Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What's roughly 6 inches long, has a head on it, and women love it so much that they often blow it?

A 20 dollar bill

What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind?

That people exaggerate.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough :

How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across ?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

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Why is your blow up doll half deflated?

She was getting a little heavy.."

How did Tom Brady's feel after losing to the Broncos?

Deflated