She was getting a little heavy.."
Son: "What color is the wind " Mom: "The wind is the wind, it had no color. It's transparent" Dad: "The wind is blue" Mom: "Blue How so " Dad: "Because the wind blew"
Oops, this was supposed to be for . There's no punch line!
Six and a half books.
Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.
Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.
