Why the patriots deflated 11 balls out of 12?

because they knew the "12" will be deflated during/after Superbowl.

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How does one know a man is going to say something smart?

His senentences start with "A woman once told me.."

What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

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Why did Jesus deactivate his Instagram account?

Because he only had 12 followers.

Why are firetrucks red?

You see, firetrucks have 4 wheels, can carry 8 men and 4+ 8 = 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. There was once a ship named Elizabeth that sailed the seas. Fish live in the seas and fish have fins. People from Finland are called Fins. Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago. Russia has red on its flag and that's why they're red. Cause they're always russian around.

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Why was 6 afraid of 11?

Because 11 snaps people's necks with her mind.

Why the patriots deflated 11 balls out of 12?

because they knew the "12" will be deflated during/after Superbowl.

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How did Tom Brady's feel after losing to the Broncos?

Deflated

What's the difference between Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger?

Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.

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Why did Eli Manning didn't react to the Broncos winning the Superbowl?

Because the fine bros would sue.

What did Waldo say at the Superbowl?

I'm just here so I won't get find.

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Why the patriots deflated 11 balls out of 12?

because they knew the "12" will be deflated during/after Superbowl.

What do the Patriots and Lance Armstrong have in common?

They only have one good ball.