What do the Patriots and Lance Armstrong have in common?

They only have one good ball.

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What brand of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uni-ball

What's one thing Lance Armstrong can still make money from?

LIESTRONG bracelets.

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Why the patriots deflated 11 balls out of 12?

because they knew the "12" will be deflated during/after Superbowl.

What do the Patriots and Lance Armstrong have in common?

They only have one good ball.