What brand of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uni-ball

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Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use honey combs!

What country uses the most foul language?

Turkey

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Why aren't there any "old husband tales"?

There are. They just get re-branded as "logic" and "the truth".

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Jeep Jeep

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Pennsylvania

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If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

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What pen company did Lance Armstrong buy?

Uniball

Why such hate on Lance Armstrong?

I think his riding style is pretty dope.