What brand of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uni-ball

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What do you call it when your lizard doesn't know how to use the internet?

e-reptile dysfunction

How does Super Mario contact his dead brother?

Using a Luigi board!

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Why aren't there any "old husband tales"?

There are. They just get re-branded as "logic" and "the truth".

What brand of shoes does a paranoid person wear?

Sketchers

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What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

Why do pens get sent to prison ?

To do long sentences !

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What do the Patriots and Lance Armstrong have in common?

They only have one good ball.

What's Lance Armstrong's favorite pen brand?

Uniball. What's a Muslim's favorite pen Arab Bic. What's a deaf-mute's favorite pen Pentel.