Why aren't there any "old husband tales"?

There are. They just get re-branded as "logic" and "the truth".

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What brand is it?

Me: *looks puzzled*licks lips* It's donut glaze.

What brand of vodka does a Canadian drink?

Grey Moose

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What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio's face?

Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...

When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

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Why can a woman never be a good DJ?

They will never listen to Logic or Reason.

What's the difference between a politician and a computer?

logic