Why aren't there any "old husband tales"?

There are. They just get re-branded as "logic" and "the truth".

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What brand of shoes does a paranoid person wear?

Sketchers

What brand of Vacuum Cleaner does Snoop Dogg use?

Bissell

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When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

Why did the lead acid battery have to tell the truth?

Because if it didn't it would be Li-ion.

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What's a Christians worst enemy?

Logic.

What do you call a fear of chainsaws?

Logic.