Why did the lead acid battery have to tell the truth?

Because if it didn't it would be Li-ion.

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How can you tell someone is vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you

Why can't Chinese people tie their shoes?

I would love to tell you, but I am afraid the answer is a little bit lacist.

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What game is all the rage with the Ferguson rioters?

Truth or Darren Wilson.

When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

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Why did the lead acid battery have to tell the truth?

Because if it didn't it would be Li-ion.

Why can't you trust a Lithium Ion battery?

Because they're always Li-ion!