Me: My boss told me to go to hell
They look at your feet instead of theirs.
Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.
Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher
Because he wanted them to work over-time
The guy says "It's a White Russian with no ice and no cup!"
Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!