Why are you home so early?

Me: My boss told me to go to hell

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How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.

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What's wrong with them?

his boss asks. "I just can't see myself coming to work today."

Why did the geologist quit his job?

His boss always took him for granite.

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What the hell are you two doing?

He demanded. His wife turned to the stranger and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."

What the hell is this?

Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!