Why are you home so early?

Me: My boss told me to go to hell

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What did one pizza tell the other pizza?

A cheesy pun.

How can you tell when you are talking to an extroverted engineer?

They look at your feet instead of theirs.

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

What did the drunk say when his boss enquired about his availability?

Yeah, I'm av**ale**able.

Why do you want to leave your current job?

My boss is a total idiot "It says here you're self-employed " Yes that's right

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Where in the hell are Dora the Explorer's parents?

Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano

What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."