Why are you home so early?

Me: My boss told me to go to hell

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How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It is when the blind try to read your face

How can you tell a woman is having a bad day?

She has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her cigarette

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Why do you want to leave your current job?

My boss is a total idiot "It says here you're self-employed " Yes that's right

Why doesn't Superman need a boss?

OC) He already has supervision.

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What would you folks like?

HER: I'll have the s- ME: WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY !

What the hell did you expect for ten dollars?

Lobster "