Why are you home so early?

Me: My boss told me to go to hell

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What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship?

A. Telling you his real name.

What do you call a kid who tells bad jokes?

A redditor

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

Why was my boss surprised to see me screwing with the IT guy?

They said IT couldn't be done

Why put off until tomorrow what you can do today?

Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait Boss: Today!

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Why will we never know if Rick James was bald?

Rogaine is a hell of a drug.

What's up with that horse?

sees a giraffe for the first time Okay, what the hell is going on today