A full set of teeth.
A full set of teeth
Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?
Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.
As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.
A tourist.