Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.
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there are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.
One...but it takes him 27 tries
A: Have everybody chip in.
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As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.
A full set of teeth.
He had no patients
Urine trouble!
6 1/2 books.
Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end
They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.
A real mess on your hands.
Happy halloweenie
Both of them.
Basic training.
Parti-san
She yelled back, "Because I swallowed them all!"
Look ma, no hands!
GET OFF MY LAN!
Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"