Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.
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6 1/2 books.
6 1/2 books...
About six and a half books.
Six and a half books.
Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish
One...but it takes him 27 tries
Me: Why are you living in the past
Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...
Two octopuses shaking hands.
Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.
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Because they literally can't even.
They use a Chopin Liszt!