Whats the most handiest tool ever?

A Hand!

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Whats the difference between a guy who has a new Mercedes and a guy who has an old Mercedes?

The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.

Whats the new French flag look like?

A white cross emblazoned on a white background!

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What do you call someone from Zimbabwe holding a bottle cap in their hand?

A trillionaire.

What is the scariest part of a cavity search?

When they put both their hands on your shoulders but keep searching