Whats the most handiest tool ever?

A Hand!

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Whats red, 10 inches long, and makes your girlfriend cry when you put it in her mouth?

her miscarriage

Whats the difference between a retard and a woman?

The retard doesn't need to be buggered to think he's special.

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Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

Why do you like little kids...?

They have to use TWO hands.