What is the scariest part of a cavity search?

When they put both their hands on your shoulders but keep searching

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What's worse than having a screaming child on your hands?

Having half a screaming child on your hands.

What did the one eyed thief, with a hook for a hand, call the elven princess?

Arrrrrrr-wen

Shoulder Jokes More Shoulder Jokes

What's the worst feeling when getting your prostate examined?

Both of the doctor's hands on your shoulders.

What does a Soldier and a Shoulder have in common?

They have access to arms.

Search Jokes More Search Jokes

Why is CoD like women?

Search and Destroy.

What's the best city to search the World Wide Web in?

Rome.

Cavity Search Jokes More Cavity Search Jokes

What is the scariest part of a cavity search?

When they put both their hands on your shoulders but keep searching

Why did the TSA hire a dentist?

to help with the cavity searches