What is the scariest part of a cavity search?

When they put both their hands on your shoulders but keep searching

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Why doesn't Jesus like M&ampM's?

Because they fall through his hands.

What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times?

Two octopuses shaking hands.

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What's the worst feeling when getting your prostate examined?

Both of the doctor's hands on your shoulders.

What do you call a black man in a ghetto walking around with a boombox on his shoulders?

A stereotype

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What do you use to search for anime in Google?

Weabooleans

What is the scariest part of a cavity search?

When they put both their hands on your shoulders but keep searching

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What did airport security tell the Dentist?

We need to give you a cavity search

What is the scariest part of a cavity search?

When they put both their hands on your shoulders but keep searching