Why is CoD like women?

Search and Destroy.

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What did the sick fish say when he got sick?

I've cod a cold."

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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What's a similarity between obese people, and my relationships with women?

They don't work out.

Why is Santa Claus always a man?

Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion.

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What does a proofreader have in common with a vampire?

They search for type-os

What do you use to search for anime in Google?

Weabooleans

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What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses

Why did the identical twins survive the plane crash?

Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.