Why is CoD like women?

Search and Destroy.

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What am I herring?

This scampi true! Whale I squid you not Oh cod I can't die Waterboat me You're so shellfish Fin

Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

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What's the name of the operation to change a woman into a man?

Addadictomy.

What do all battered women have in common?

In a frustrated voice) They just don't listen.

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What is the most searched word on Bing?

Google.

What do feminists search for on scavenger hunts?

Reasons to be offended.

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How does a woman destroy a mans pride with 4 words?

Is it in yet? How does a man destroy a womans pride with 4 words? I don't know.

What do you call ISIS after it has been completely destroyed?

WASWAS!