Why is CoD like women?

Search and Destroy.

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Cod Jokes More Cod Jokes

What did the fisherman say to the street magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

What am I herring?

This scampi true! Whale I squid you not Oh cod I can't die Waterboat me You're so shellfish Fin

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

What does a woman and KFC have in common?

By the time youre finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

Search Jokes More Search Jokes

How do you search and identify for feminist jokes in /r/jokes?

They have a "JOKE" disclaimer tag

What did the aliens say, when they came to earth in search of soda pop?

Take me to your liter!

Destroy Jokes More Destroy Jokes

When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

when your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.

Why are hurricanes always named after white people?

Because white people destroy everything.