Why is CoD like women?

Search and Destroy.

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What did the fisherman say to the street magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

What did the beaver say when he found out his new neighbour was a fish?

Cod dam

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What would you call a woman who goes out with You?

Desperate!

How do you get a woman to pick cotton?

Set her tampon string on fire.

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Why haven't we found aliens yet ?

because they are searching for intelligent life too.

Why was the pilot flying circles over South Korea?

He was Seoul searching.

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What if Voldemort's last horcrux was his virginity?

Then Harry Potter would have to destroy it ofcourse.

What will the ISIS be called when we eventually destroy them?

WASWAS.