What do all battered women have in common?

In a frustrated voice) They just don't listen.

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Why are hurricanes named after women?

Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car

What do you call a woman with a very round head?

Sophia. (sphere) it works best spoken

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What could you bring to this company?

Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.

What kind of music do planets listen to?

Nep-tunes.

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What happened when the husband tried to deep fry his wife?

She went to the battered women's shelter

Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.