What do all battered women have in common?

In a frustrated voice) They just don't listen.

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What does a woman have in common with a KFC meal?

Once your are done with the juicy breasts and tender thighs, all that's left is a greasy box to throw your bone in.

What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

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What kind of music do sponges listen to?

Raggaeneration.

What kind of music do rabbits listen to?

HIP HOP

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What happened when the husband tried to deep fry his wife?

She went to the battered women's shelter

Who's...(loud crash as a battering ram demolishes the front door)...there?

We're the Ferguson Police Department. We ask the questions.