What do all battered women have in common?

In a frustrated voice) They just don't listen.

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What do men and women have in common?

They both distrust men.

Why don't women get hit by trains?

There is no railroad tracks between the living room and the kitchen.

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Why do we have to listen to a 45 second instructional to leave someone a voice mail?

Beep, talk. We get it, condescending cell companies.

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Who's...(loud crash as a battering ram demolishes the front door)...there?

We're the Ferguson Police Department. We ask the questions.

What do all battered women have in common?

In a frustrated voice) They just don't listen.