Who's...(loud crash as a battering ram demolishes the front door)...there?

We're the Ferguson Police Department. We ask the questions.

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Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe?

More doors.

What does a Mexican Morpheus say?

Neo, you are the Juan ... I'll show myself the door...

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How do you make a Game of Thrones fan sad?

You ask them to hold the door for you.

What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt?

O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.

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Who's...(loud crash as a battering ram demolishes the front door)...there?

We're the Ferguson Police Department. We ask the questions.

Why are you home from school so early?

Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "

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Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.

What happened when the husband tried to deep fry his wife?

She went to the battered women's shelter

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Why is the Ferguson Police Department a fan of Pokemon?

Because you gotta catch Jamal

Who's...(loud crash as a battering ram demolishes the front door)...there?

We're the Ferguson Police Department. We ask the questions.