Who's...(loud crash as a battering ram demolishes the front door)...there?

We're the Ferguson Police Department. We ask the questions.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do diapers work?

Hnng. Aaaaaaaah. Like that. I'll show myself the door.

What's not there when you get into an argument, but there when you lose the argument?

The door.

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When asked to provide proof that he had cirrhosis, what did OP do?

OP de-livered.

What are the similarities between feminists and hobos?

They both ask for change and never get any.

Question Jokes More Question Jokes

How much for a consultation?

Three questions for $150 bucks." "Kinda steep, isn't it " "Yeah, now what's your last question."

What is the first question you ask a baby cow, after its gotten over an illness?

How are you vealing?

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What do all battered women have in common?

In a frustrated voice) They just don't listen.

Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.

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Who's...(loud crash as a battering ram demolishes the front door)...there?

We're the Ferguson Police Department. We ask the questions.

Why is the Ferguson Police Department a fan of Pokemon?

Because you gotta catch Jamal