Batter Jokes

What happened when the husband tried to deep fry his wife?

She went to the battered women's shelter

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What do all battered women have in common?

In a frustrated voice) They just don't listen.

What do (does?) Rihanna and Onion Rings have in common?

They're both battered.

Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

Who's...(loud crash as a battering ram demolishes the front door)...there?

We're the Ferguson Police Department. We ask the questions.

Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.