What do (does?) Rihanna and Onion Rings have in common?

They're both battered.

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Who did Chris Brown mistook Rihanna for?

Britney Spears

What is the difference between Rihanna and a coconut?

One is black and hairy and the other is a coconut

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What do all battered women have in common?

In a frustrated voice) They just don't listen.

Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.