What do (does?) Rihanna and Onion Rings have in common?

They're both battered.

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Why is Paul Walker and Rihannas new song the same?

They both went up in flames.

What is Rihanna's favorite song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you"

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What do (does?) Rihanna and Onion Rings have in common?

They're both battered.

What do all battered women have in common?

In a frustrated voice) They just don't listen.