What happened when the husband tried to deep fry his wife?

She went to the battered women's shelter

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens to all the unsold christmas trees?

A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every christmas tree salesperson does the trees

What happened to the muslim who smoked weed?

They got stoned

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's dad's best one-liner?

My wife."

What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib?

A: A snowmobile!

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

What if we fry it in a pan & pour syrup all over it?

1: GENIUS!

Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What do Russian women get from their husbands that's long and hard on their wedding night?

His last name.

What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late ?

Your spinning me a yarn here !

Batter Jokes More Batter Jokes

What do (does?) Rihanna and Onion Rings have in common?

They're both battered.

Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.