What happened when the husband tried to deep fry his wife?

She went to the battered women's shelter

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What happened!?

The American responds, "Ei ffel".

What happened when the cannibal got a religion?

He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

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What happened when the husband tried to deep fry his wife?

She went to the battered women's shelter

What's pink, wrinkly, hairy, smells of pee, and hangs out you boxers?

Either your mum, your wife or you.

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How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?

Try it out on Internet Explorer

How do we know Adam &amp Eve weren't black?

You ever tried taking a rib from a black man

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What do you say to someone who studied media at university?

Can I have fries with that please?

What do you say to a chav that has got a job?

Bigmac and fries please

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Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

Why do husbands typically die before their wives?

They want to.

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What do (does?) Rihanna and Onion Rings have in common?

They're both battered.

Who's...(loud crash as a battering ram demolishes the front door)...there?

We're the Ferguson Police Department. We ask the questions.