What happened when the husband tried to deep fry his wife?

She went to the battered women's shelter

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What happens when a magician gets mad?

He rips out his hare!

What happened to that?

Husband: You spent it all dear.

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Where are you going?

Me: Out. I can't stand being hemmed in by four walls. Wife: How many walls has the pub got Five

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?

TUH KEELLUHHH!!!

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What did the bartender say to the girl that tried to steal a drink?

It was worth a shot.

What do you do when an angry pack of clowns confronts you and tries to fight?

Go straight for the juggler.

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How do ghosts like their chicken cooked?

Terri-fried!

How did cancer order it's fries?

Metastasized.

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Why couldn't the witch get pregnant?

Her husband had a holloween-ie.

Why's he happy?

He got dog-piled. Me: He made a lot of groundage before getting put down. Husband: Yardage. Tackled. PLEASE LEAVE.

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What happened when the husband tried to deep fry his wife?

She went to the battered women's shelter

What do (does?) Rihanna and Onion Rings have in common?

They're both battered.