What happened when the husband tried to deep fry his wife?

She went to the battered women's shelter

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What happens if the baby pees?

Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool

What happened to Wendy from Wendy's?

The Baconator"

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Where is your wife ?

In the garden. -But I don't see her. -Oh, you just have to dig a little.

What's the difference between my wife and the dress?

The dress is white and gold

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Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!

Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering wheel?

She was trying to blow the horn

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How do you use a philosophy degree in a professional context?

Why* would you like fries with that

How do ghosts like their chicken cooked?

Terri-fried!

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What sound does a black widow make?

My husband be dead

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

A widow.

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Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.