What's the difference between my wife and the dress?

The dress is white and gold

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Southern wedding and a Southern tornado?

Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams

What is the difference between an ornithologist and a stutterer?

One is a bird watcher, and the other is a word botcher.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do you get if you play a C&amp?

W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

What are we going to spend 10 million dollars on?

asks his wife. "31 black"

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What do you get when you put two different vinaigrettes in your salad?

Cross-dressing

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

a tire.