What's the difference between my wife and the dress?

The dress is white and gold

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

What's the difference between beer nut and deer nuts?

Beer nuts will cost you about $1.25. Deer nuts are under a buck.

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What did the pig say when his wife left him?

Don't go bacon my heart"

Why couldn't Muhammad pick his wife up from childcare?

Because Muslim girls can't go to school

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What did one tonsil say to the other?

Get dressed a doctor is taking us out to night.

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

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