What is the difference between an ornithologist and a stutterer?

One is a bird watcher, and the other is a word botcher.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a flea and a wolf ?

One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie !

What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

Bird Watcher Jokes More Bird Watcher Jokes

What is the difference between an ornithologist and a stutterer?

One is a bird watcher, and the other is a word botcher.

What do you call a crow who repairs time pieces?

A bird watcher.

Stutterer Jokes More Stutterer Jokes

Why did the stutterer get shot in the ghetto?

He was asking for directions for the "k-k-k-mart."

What do you call an Italian man with Parkinson's?

A stutterer.

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What's the difference between a twitcher and a stutterer?

One's a bird watcher and the other's a word botcher!

What is the difference between an ornithologist and a stutterer?

One is a bird watcher, and the other is a word botcher.