Why did the stutterer get shot in the ghetto?

He was asking for directions for the "k-k-k-mart."

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Why did the stutterer get shot in the ghetto?

He was asking for directions for the "k-k-k-mart."

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Why did the stutterer get shot in the ghetto?

He was asking for directions for the "k-k-k-mart."